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Parenthood Is The Toughest Hood I've Ever Lived In | Eco Tote Bag

Cut down plastic and shop in our eco-friendly tote bag!

Who said your tote bag needs to be plain and bland? We bring you one with a funny print that's sure to get attention anywhere you go. It's made from lightweight but durable cotton fabric, can hold up to 30lbs of supplies, and is complete with two top handles for convenient carrying. Whether you're shopping for groceries, books, plants, or anything in between, do it without hurting the planet.

  • Complete with two handles for easier carrying!
  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  •  Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
  • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
  • Open main compartment
  • Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

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Size guide

  BAG WIDTH BAG HEIGHT BAG DEPTH STRAP LENGTH STRAP WIDTH
One Size (inches) 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1

Use our totes for anything:

These tote bags are perfect for all life's adventures. Whether you're at the beach, grocery shopping, or taking a fun day out shopping, our tote bags have you covered. With our designs that poke fun at being a parent, these are the perfect gift for your family, friends and yourself!

  • The only tote I take with me on all my trips, beach or not, is this one from A Parent's Humor. It's great for carrying all of the necessities. Plus, it's the perfect size for carrying around town without being too bulky. For those days when your hands are full and you need just one bag, this is perfect!

    - Kelley B.

  • My wife is a busy person and can be hard to shop for. I found this tote at A Parent's Humor and thought it would make the perfect Mother's Day gift. It's so funny, she loves to use it shopping with her friends and it always seems to start a conversation somewhere.

    - Charlie S.